I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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