so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
How external is "for external use only"?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
i need some magic done to my vagina
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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