This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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