Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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