Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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