I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
So here I am, sexting at work.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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