New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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