at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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