How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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