I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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