So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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