he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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