if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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