the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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