cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
In America we eat man semen.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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