Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I had to cum in my sink.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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