Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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