I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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