PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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