i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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