Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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