Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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