The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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