if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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