my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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