his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I enjoy the company of your penis
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize