Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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