shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
tell me about the eggs
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