Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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