Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Dear god my vagina.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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