smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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