I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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