That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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