okay pat passed out under dana's car
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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