i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
If its not for food we ain't going out.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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