i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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