After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
