Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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