And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
