Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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