My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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