Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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