(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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