I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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