He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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