i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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