Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I got inside last night via doggy door
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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