And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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