yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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