I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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