He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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