I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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