Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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