She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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