Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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