my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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